I am not given to complaining more than is absolutely necessary, but circumstances have compelled me to register a complaint. I find the accomodations of the so-called "book-club" completely unacceptable!

Having received and duly read the melodramatic tripe foisted upon me at the inception of this ""book club"" which I, having originally joined in search of friendship and literature, joined in good faith and eagerness to share my opinion. And yet! Not only did I find my arrival not anticipated, but my physical presence wholly barred from the supposed """club""" to which I was meant to be part! Indeed, I was barred from the entire interior of the house!

Because it's too damned small! For some members! Of the """"book club"""" to enter!

Did you do any research at all! Did you pay attention? I would believe anything of such a person who, in all honesty, ought to be ashamed of himself! Whether this came about from stupidity, ignorance, incompetence, or malice, you'd better believe I'm not done complaining about it!

See to it that you do better, young man, or I'll better yourself for you! At top volume, if you make it necessary!

Your neighbor and fellow Visitor,
Skandranon Rashkae
The Black Gryphon

PS: Snd the """""book""""" was terrible! Who's picking these things? Do better!!!!