My fucking god. Your level of charm puts even Finnick Odair to shame, sir. It's a feat to make me blush, yet here I am, smiling and flustered like an idiot.
Dinner somewhere I think you would like. Mess around on the beach, fun stuff. Could be a walk by the waves, collect shells, or try to fish a little. Maybe even see what happens if we team up, me human and you some sea animal, then back to your place or mine for drinks or coffee or something. Sex optional, but it would be a perfect date if we slept together again.
[Yes, John has thought about this. No, he is not accepting criticism for daydreaming about his crush on Finnick Odair, fight him.]
[Yes John Rambo is giddy that the guy he has slept with literally and figuratively just agreed to go on a date with him, shut up. He has to try and be charming right now, nobody look at him.]
Nah. You like to pretend you have a bigger ego than you really do. After all, your head isn’t so big it takes up all the room on the pillow, so you’re safe.
I’m just as excited. Now let’s hope Yakov doesn’t ask you out, too. Might tempt you to cancel. ;)
[John Rambo has learned to emoji. Be afraid. Be very afraid.]
Hey, I've slept in your bed. It's really comfortable. No one with any sense would let their head get so big they couldn't fit on the pillow, much less fit through the doorway. Just logic.
You're sure about that? I've heard Yakov is a sexy bastard. Blonde, great body, gorgeous blue eyes and dimples for days.
Only reason I didn't ask him out myself is he hates pranks. No sense of humor.
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My fucking god. Your level of charm puts even Finnick Odair to shame, sir. It's a feat to make me blush, yet here I am, smiling and flustered like an idiot.
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Never mind. I’m just gonna stick with stating facts to get you giddy.
Sky is blue. Water is wet. You make me so happy it’s stupid. Two and two make four. You’re cuddly. Fire is hot.
You swooning yet?
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I feel like you actually trying to flirt would either be super cheesy, or I'd overdose on sweetness and go into a coma.
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Or “hey, did it hurt? You know, when you fell from Heaven.”
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Hit me with something. Let’s see if I agree to sleep with you.
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How do you do it? No pen, no paper, and you still manage to draw my attention every time.
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…goddamnit that’s hokey as hell, I’m almost mad at how riled up I am right now. Big stupid grin and everything.
I think you’re gonna have to pay for your adorable crimes by letting me take you on an actual date sometime, you smooth motherfucker.
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A date, hm? What kind of date would you take me on, big guy?
[Not a single person in Caldera has asked Finnick Odair on a date, believe it or not.]
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[Yes, John has thought about this. No, he is not accepting criticism for daydreaming about his crush on Finnick Odair, fight him.]
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[Yes John Rambo is giddy that the guy he has slept with literally and figuratively just agreed to go on a date with him, shut up. He has to try and be charming right now, nobody look at him.]
You free tomorrow?
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As it happens, I am. Let's do lunch, so we can get to the beach while it's still light out?
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I’ll pick you up at your place? I know a place in Grey Ward we can go.
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Sounds good. Can't wait. ;)
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I’m just as excited. Now let’s hope Yakov doesn’t ask you out, too. Might tempt you to cancel. ;)
[John Rambo has learned to emoji. Be afraid. Be very afraid.]
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Nah. Nothing could tempt me to cancel. Yakov can wait.
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You're sure about that? I've heard Yakov is a sexy bastard. Blonde, great body, gorgeous blue eyes and dimples for days.
Only reason I didn't ask him out myself is he hates pranks. No sense of humor.
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Oh, so Yakov is my evil twin? No wonder he wants me. He's vain, and I'm just the better version of him.